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Me and Hugh Hefner had a lot in common................we both owned more than one bathrobe.
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09-28-2017 13:15
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To honor Hugh Heffner, all erections will be at half staff today

Ok, I've never thought much of Hugh Hefner, but you have to appreciate the irony. The creator of Playboy expires on a Wednesday-Hump Day.

RIP Hugh Hefner. A remarkable life. Fans of his work are now doing something they’re quite accustomed to - grabbing a tissue.

you Americans have it SO WRONG ON YOUR AIRPLANES. I'm just saying!
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09-28-2017 11:26
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How fitting is it Hugh Hefner died on hump day
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09-28-2017 10:23 by Jimshoe48
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Hugh Heffner...the only person who we can truly say is not in a better place now...
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09-28-2017 10:11 by lawdawg
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As a Disabled Veteran let me make my opinion very clear. If you take a knee during the National Anthem you are not disrespecting me. YOU ARE HONORING ME. I sacrificed for your freedom to make that choice.
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09-28-2017 09:24
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"Goodbye, everyone. I'll remember you all in therapy." -Me, leaving a family reunion.
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09-28-2017 08:36
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Technology today is a race between smart people striving to build bigger and better idiot-proof gadgets, and the universe trying to produce bigger and better idiots. So far, the universe is winning.
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09-28-2017 08:33
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One thing that I have noticed about conspiracy theories is that they all depend on the government perpetrators being endlessly clever. I think you'll find that government perpetrators are endlessly stupid.
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09-28-2017 08:32
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Hugh Hefner dead at 91, Financial news, Kleenex is announcing profit lost for next year.
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09-28-2017 08:31
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I raise my left hand in salute to you sir. RIP Hugh Hefner.
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09-28-2017 06:53 by SLC
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Who loves you more; your wife or your dog? Try this test: Lock both of them in the basement for 24 hours. The next day when you open the door, which one will be happy to see you? There's your answer.
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09-28-2017 06:47
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Tic toc tic toc tic toc it will soon be MULLER TIME
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09-28-2017 06:31
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Now that Hugh Hefner
has passed away,
do the bunnies get the house?
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09-28-2017 06:30
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I see the same women that call Trump a pig..Praising Hugh Hefner tonight. I'll take stupid for $800 Alex
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09-28-2017 05:50
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From 10 to 250 and RISING.
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09-28-2017 03:27
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That old pervert is gone
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09-28-2017 01:28
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So....:it's not okay to have children deported, but it is okay to have them aborted? How does that make sense?!
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09-28-2017 00:18
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