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   messageicon NFL= NOT FOR LONG
←Rate | 09-27-2017 15:50 Comments (1)  


   messageicon How can Trump have the nerve to take credit for inheriting the strong economy from Barack Obama. He haven't enacted his own budget.
←Rate | 09-27-2017 15:47 Comments (3)  


   messageicon Question, can Donald Trump be charged with negligent homicide for his failure to do all possible to assist the citizens of Puerto Rico?
←Rate | 09-27-2017 15:40 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I'm more excited than a long line of f@t ladies in the grocery store express lane that have their arms filled with Halo Top Diet Ice Cream on a buy one get one free special.
←Rate | 09-27-2017 15:11 Comments (0)  


   messageicon NFL is seeing that disrespecting the flag is really bad for business...it's causing division & no unity! The left is NEVER morally correct!
←Rate | 09-27-2017 14:46 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Hillary got rich by selling her power...Donald got rich by earning it!
←Rate | 09-27-2017 13:02 Comments (1)  


   messageicon Tweet others the same way you want them to tweet you.
←Rate | 09-27-2017 12:48 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Draft dodgers always have the most to say about patriotism in an attempt to clear their guilty conscience.
←Rate | 09-27-2017 12:34 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Trump's lack of empathy about Puerto Rico is staggering.
←Rate | 09-27-2017 12:29 Comments (3)  


   messageicon A year ago, Facebook was great according to orange. Now it's anti-Trump. Make up your mind orange head.
←Rate | 09-27-2017 12:24 Comments (1)  


   messageicon Did the kid who was voted most likely to succeed back in high school...succeeded yet?
←Rate | 09-27-2017 11:45 by jitney Comments (0)  


   messageicon Honestly, it's not the way I look that reveals my age. It's my use of complete sentences, proper grammar and spelling when I text.
←Rate | 09-27-2017 10:37 Comments (0)  


   messageicon How about you take a knee and protest the next time you get stopped by the police rather than running or fighting
←Rate | 09-27-2017 09:55 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Trump is right! He has accomplished so much! Getting Mexico to pay for your wall, approving TrumpCare, and repealing ObamaCare! Congrats!
←Rate | 09-27-2017 09:54 Comments (1)  


   messageicon My x-Girlfriend's cell phone got more attention than I did. I asked her, how long does it have to vibrate before you get off !
←Rate | 09-27-2017 07:52 by JAB Comments (0)  


   messageicon Why is it that people who are the loudest about demanding respect are the ones who have done the least to earn it?
←Rate | 09-27-2017 07:27 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Right now my life is about as organized as the $5 DVD bin at Walmart.
←Rate | 09-27-2017 07:12 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Alejandro Villanueva is a coward. He can stand up to the enemy on the battlefield, but he can't stand up to a bunch of whiny crybaby millionaires.
←Rate | 09-27-2017 07:02 Comments (0)  


   messageicon When you and your friends are watching NFL games at home, do you stand for the National Anthem or continues to sit on the couch, drink your beer and eat nacho's?
←Rate | 09-27-2017 06:56 Comments (3)  


   messageicon Whenever someone tells me "things could always be worse", I try to be optimistic and reply "things could always be better." That's the power of positive thinking, right?
←Rate | 09-27-2017 04:53 Comments (0)  




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