Funny Status Messages

   NFL= NOT FOR LONG

   How can Trump have the nerve to take credit for inheriting the strong economy from Barack Obama. He haven't enacted his own budget.

   Question, can Donald Trump be charged with negligent homicide for his failure to do all possible to assist the citizens of Puerto Rico?

   I'm more excited than a long line of f@t ladies in the grocery store express lane that have their arms filled with Halo Top Diet Ice Cream on a buy one get one free special.

   NFL is seeing that disrespecting the flag is really bad for business...it's causing division & no unity! The left is NEVER morally correct!

   Hillary got rich by selling her power...Donald got rich by earning it!

   Tweet others the same way you want them to tweet you.

   Draft dodgers always have the most to say about patriotism in an attempt to clear their guilty conscience.

   Trump's lack of empathy about Puerto Rico is staggering.

   A year ago, Facebook was great according to orange. Now it's anti-Trump. Make up your mind orange head.

   Did the kid who was voted most likely to succeed back in high school...succeeded yet?

   Honestly, it's not the way I look that reveals my age. It's my use of complete sentences, proper grammar and spelling when I text.

   How about you take a knee and protest the next time you get stopped by the police rather than running or fighting

   Trump is right! He has accomplished so much! Getting Mexico to pay for your wall, approving TrumpCare, and repealing ObamaCare! Congrats!

   My x-Girlfriend's cell phone got more attention than I did. I asked her, how long does it have to vibrate before you get off !

   Why is it that people who are the loudest about demanding respect are the ones who have done the least to earn it?

   Right now my life is about as organized as the $5 DVD bin at Walmart.

   Alejandro Villanueva is a coward. He can stand up to the enemy on the battlefield, but he can't stand up to a bunch of whiny crybaby millionaires.

   When you and your friends are watching NFL games at home, do you stand for the National Anthem or continues to sit on the couch, drink your beer and eat nacho's?

   Whenever someone tells me "things could always be worse", I try to be optimistic and reply "things could always be better." That's the power of positive thinking, right?