sully Funny Status Messages

   I expect Obama to name himself the new Pope soon.....

   The Pope is really setting a high bar for giving something up for Lent.

   FYI - Valentines Day is only 5 days away... It's not too late to break up.

   Hey, just wanted to point out that Nemo is Omen backwards. I'm sure it's fine......

   Blizzard Survival Tip: If anyone in your household makes a "global warming" reference, throw them outside. It's the only way they'll learn.....

   The Postal Service should have Lance Armstrong deliver Saturdays mail for free....

   Listen. If you're ever asked if you've taken deer antler extract, "No. Never." isn't quite as convincing as "WTF is deer antler extract?"

   Can't Brad and Angelina just adopt North Korea?

   anybody else worried about this North Korea threat. I've been nuked in "Empires and Allies" and that didn't turn out so well. This might be worse...

   On a positive note..... North Korea can only reach the west coast, nobody cares about them anyways.

   This is not a post. This is a lip-sync of a post.....

   I have a confession to make! Back in 1985 I... Wait a minute, get me Oprah!

   I'm just sayin it's times like these that I'm thankful for the health of my imaginary girlfriend.... Blessed

   I believe Manti Te'o but it seems like no one else does. I've been arguing about it all morning with my imaginary girlfriend Tina

   I'd never miss my imaginary girlfriend's funeral. Just saying....

   Oh $hit....... I think my imaginary girlfriend has been cheating on me with some dude from Notre Dame.

   Let's put Congress in front of Oprah...

   Forgive me Oprah for I have sinned. This is my first confession in twenty years....

   If anything the Lance Armstrong confession confirms my belief that exercise leads to deceitful behavior.

   That incredibly relieving feeling when you have to fart after having the man flu for 4 days, and its only a fart!! Fart roulette.......