Steve OH Funny Status Messages

   We've reached that unfortunate time of the year when all the white guys put on their Hawaiian shirts and think they're Jimmy Buffet!

   I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. I just can't put it down!!!

   It might be HOT but at least there's no BREEZE...

   got 6 Fathers Day hugs and all I did was go to Wal-Mart... weird.

   practicing my "I Love It" look when I get another tie from my kids.

   If you squint your eyes real hard this post looks likes it's in Spanish........ (ok, stop before someone see's you)

   Don't go out there alone... Take this status update with you.

   Come on guys and gals!!! There are people who visit every day who rely on us!!!

   I often wonder why there is no step ladder next to the "Ball Washer" at my golf course...

   The only alcohol problem I have is i'm running low on vodka

   2 words..... Fire Flies. you're welcome <3

   I either need a new dentist or i'm just too far behind in the times. What does my Prostate have to do with oral hygiene???

   looʞs lıʞǝ ɟɐɔǝqooʞ ıs ɐʇ ıʇ ɐƃɐıu˙˙˙˙˙˙

   the perfect husband: Brave Intelligent Gentle Polite Energetic Nutty Industrious Sensitive and if all else fails, read the capitals...

   I knocked down a poop splatter on the toilet wall with my stream... top that!!!

   In case I die, please update my status as "no more copy and paste". My password is ********** Thanks

   Just got "The Look" from my dog. You know, the "What the hell you doing??? I drink out of there" look...

   My children have turned me into a Serial Liar...

   If you own a dog you know... The Look...

   sooo glad tomorrow is Monday!!! (crickets chirping)...what?...