Mick F Funny Status Messages

   We all could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism.

   I just made instant coffee in the microwave. I went back in time.

   My girl and I are like oil and vinegar. We have to shake things up to make it work.

   My Karma Ran Over Your Dogma

   When I think back at all the pluses of being Italian, the culture, the music, the cuisine, the women...the one thing that really stands out in my mind after all these years was that I netted more than $50,000.00 at my First Communion.

   The only thing left for me to do is to walk on water, and even at that some people would snicker and say, 'What, you can't swim?"

   You guys mind if I get this out of the way a little early? Thanks. Dear Monday, I hate you.

   There are two times when a man doesn't understand a woman - before marriage and after marriage.

   I was on the phone last night with my mom and I was telling her that I had a real bad headache? She says, "You have any acetylsalicylic acid?" I said, "Ma, you mean aspirin?" She goes, “That's it, I can never remember that word.”

   Initials and Acronyms. Casey Marie Anthony=CMA=Caylee's Murderer Acquitted

   The Twelve Jurors In The Casey Anthony Trial. Names Released! Homer Simpson, Moe Howard, Larry Fine, Curly Howard, Kelly Bundy, Eric Cartman Joey Tribbiani, Beavis, Butthead, Edith Bunker, SpongeBob SquarePants, The Coyote.