Cj Funny Status Messages

   Here's something to think about: How come you never see a headline like 'Psychic Wins Lottery'?

   It was a woman who drove me to drink, and I never had the courtesy to thank her for it.

   It's easy to identify people who can't count to ten. They're in front of you in the supermarket express lane.

   "Doh!, the stuff that buys me beer, Ray, the guy who sells me beer, Me, the one who drinks the beer.Far, a long run to get beer, So, I'll have another beer, La, I'll have another beer, Tea, no thanks I'm drinking beer and that's why I'm not here! "

   It takes 10 people to change a lightbulb because 9 of us are on Facebook.

   just another brick in the wall