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Many women don't know this, but an ugly guy asking you out ISN'T considered sexual harassment. Just saying...
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11-29-2017 14:01
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As long as you yell "DODGEBALL" you're allowed to throw anything at anyone at anytime.
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11-29-2017 14:00
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This quilt would get done a lot faster if the guy behind me would stop beeping his horn
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11-29-2017 13:58
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I need Google street view in real-time for better stalking...Sorry I mean bird watching.
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11-29-2017 13:57 by
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If you try to show me your family vacation photos I swear I'm going to report you to HR.
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11-29-2017 13:56 by
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Supporters cheer Roy Moore as he runs naked through a mall, his genitals concealed by various amusingly phallic objects
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11-29-2017 13:40
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Dog food is just regular food that you dropped on the floor
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11-29-2017 13:40
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You look like the kind of person who replies to a meme with a meme
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11-29-2017 13:39 by
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commercial: get one diamond for your best friend, and one for your true love me: why would my dog want a diamond
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11-29-2017 13:38
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I sleep with a gun under my bed, in case someone breaks in and decides to throw clay pigeons into the air.
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11-29-2017 13:34 by
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I am fully prepared to replace Donald Trump with the guy who says dilly dilly in the beer commercials
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11-29-2017 13:33
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Teach your children about rejection by getting them a cat
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11-29-2017 13:30
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The punisher is like every other Marvel Tv show on Netflix. Could have done everything in 2 episodes but decided to add 8 more unnecessary ones.
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11-29-2017 13:26
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So I was right! - I tell my wife about buying the genetically modified turkey as I eat the 5th turkey leg
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11-29-2017 12:28
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christmas has been cancelled this year due to santa being fired for inappropriate behavior by asking a girl if she had been naughty or nice...
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11-29-2017 12:24 by
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I don't think I can name one unemployed coal miner who has gotten a job in the last 10 months.
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11-29-2017 11:37
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breaking news... sorry folks, christmas has been cancelled due to santa being fired for asking a girl if she had been naughty or nice...
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11-29-2017 10:33 by
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My favorite exercise is a cross between a lunge and a crunch, its called #LUNCH
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11-29-2017 04:28
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R. M. Was turned down on his offer to play santa at an all girls middle school.
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11-29-2017 00:00
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Some times you have to ask yourself. Is it worth the rug burn. . .
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11-28-2017 19:21 by
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