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I made a wish to feel young again. I woke up the next morning with a zit on my nose.
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08-10-2017 16:06
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Jimmy Kimmel asked Americans to find North Korea, but they pointed at Canada. Are we really this stupid?
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08-10-2017 15:35
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"Baby on Board" Oh really? Thanks for letting me know. I was about to ram into your car but now I won't.
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08-10-2017 07:30
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Can someone explain how Jaime fell off a horse in ankle deep water & then sank into the abyss? Thanks
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08-10-2017 01:49
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A quick temper will make a fool of you very soon. Especially for a lot of people here.
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08-09-2017 18:08
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If we want to make America great again, we will have to make evil people fear punishment again.
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08-09-2017 13:27
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I have depression. A friend suggested I need to get out more so I went to the beach. Now I have a Tropical Depression.
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08-09-2017 11:37
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I broke a mirror in my house. I'm supposed to get seven years of bad luck, but my lawyer thinks he can get me five.
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08-09-2017 10:58
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I've decided to invest in fine art. I don't really know much about art though; I'm just in it for the Monet.
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08-09-2017 10:57
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I've decided that I'm an ass man. Don't get me wrong, horses are beautiful. They just aren't as cute as donkeys.
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08-09-2017 10:32
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Dear History Channel: I remember when you used to have stuff about History. -MTV
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08-09-2017 10:22
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You know what would would solve the whole Kaepernick issue? If only he was a better football player...
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08-08-2017 22:26
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Late for work? Call your boss and tell him you're not coming. He will be so surprised when you show up that he'll forget you were late.
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08-08-2017 22:24 by
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I just listened to Usher "Let it Burn" and now I think I have Herpes
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08-08-2017 21:00 by
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I think it’s pretty cool how the Chinese made a language entirely out of tattoos.
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08-08-2017 15:11 by
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Wonder if young Sheldon was attracted to little boys at that age?
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08-08-2017 11:58 by
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I didn't know why everyone was making such a big deal about LGBT. I've been putting guacamole on my BLT for a long time now. I have now problems with it.
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08-08-2017 11:05
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I once tried snorting some coke. And I almost drowned my self.
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08-08-2017 07:55
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Shoplifting is just undocumented shopping.
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08-08-2017 06:23
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If Missouri and Oregon became one state. It be known as the show me your beaver state.
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08-08-2017 05:59
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