Funny Status Messages and Tweets

   CNN money reported that the places trump won, represents 71% of the income tax from middle and lower class. L1bs hate them because they have a work ethic.

   The deplorables have been busy breeding right under our noses and now their populations is out of control, thats why Trump won.

   Ray = Zubin Dalal

   One thing's for sure. The residence in Texas now believes in global warming.

   Clinton called people deplorable, obama called them clingers, terrorists call them infidel, trump called them americans. And they dont understand why he won.

   in 1964 the wage was 5 silver quarters. Today 5 silver quarters are worth $15.50. We dont need to raise the wage, but to fix our money.

   Socialism works so well, people build boats from trash to escape it.

   Seattle raised the min wage to 15 a hour. Report out this week for the 1st period. Min wage workers now work 12 hours less and make 1500 less a month.

   If trump doesnt go to texas he is heartless, if he does go, he is taking valueable resources. I'm telling you it is a mental disorder.

   What does water have against Houston? First it was Whitney now this..!!

   Beyonce is sending prayers to her hometown of Houston... I bet if Harvey was a BLM protester tearing things up she'd be sending bail money.

   I believe that children are our future... ...it's why I got the vasectomy.

   Trump condemns Hurricane Harvey for violence and devastation, but insists "Texans have provoked Mother Nature. There's blame on many sides."

   Lady Gaga, Demi Lovato, Hillary Duff and Beyonce say they are sending their prayers to Houston. I feel like such a jerk. All I sent was money.

   Pro tip: Go the the gym on one of those 1 day free passes, take 365 selfies then post one every day.

   I saw a chameleon today, but if I was able to see it I guess it wasn't a very good chameleon.

   I don't need drugs to have a good time. But I do need them to focus, avoid depression, survive winter, fall asleep, stay awake, control my blood pressure, calm myself down, and to avoid choking the hell out of stupid people.

   .....And then it occurred to me, maybe I'M the one with the weird looking nipples.

   A vulture with two dead raccoons tried to board a plane. The flight attendant said "Sorry Sir, only one carrion allowed."

   What if the hurricaine just didn't like statues?