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when idiots do the "Tide pod challenge" & a friend records it, are they POD casting?
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01-24-2018 00:52 by
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Gym selfie challenge: Stop taking them. Seriously nobody cares that much about your workout.
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01-23-2018 21:51
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How do nudist clean their glasses?
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01-23-2018 21:24
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If your child is eating Tide Pods, you failed as a parent.
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01-23-2018 19:35 by
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The government reopened everyone hide your drugs
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01-23-2018 15:53
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Steve Bannon and Harvey Weinstein look like they went face shopping together.
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01-23-2018 15:47
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Don't trust people who speak too fast. Trust me on this.
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01-23-2018 15:44
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The problem with a President Oprah is a Vice President Dr. Phil and a Surgeon General Dr. Oz.
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01-23-2018 15:43
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Don’t be so quick to judge Donald Trump’s weight. I just found out he was Kim Kardashian and Kanye West’s surrogate.
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01-23-2018 15:41
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Now that the government has re-opened I guess I have to stop removing these mattress tags
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01-23-2018 15:07 by
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Somebody needs to invent a smoke detector that stops beeping when I yell "Alright already!"
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01-23-2018 15:03
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To all the NSA agents reading this right now, I just want to say sorry that my life is so boring.
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01-23-2018 14:48
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I'l have to be a trombone donor. I'm all out of organs.
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01-23-2018 14:37
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According to physics heat makes matter expand.....therefore I don't have a weight problem....I'm just hot
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01-23-2018 04:53
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Love games although I hate scrabble, I hate scrabble so much I can't put it into words. Hate is a strong word... hated is stronger... worth more points.
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01-22-2018 23:57
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Today my yoga teacher was really drunk, which put me in an awkward position.
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01-22-2018 23:52
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I don't see anything wrong with a kidnapping. If a kid wants to take a nap, let them.
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01-22-2018 21:19 by
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One day you'll just be a memory. So make it a good one.
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01-22-2018 21:16 by
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Whife ask what's the thing about a bj. I said the five minutes of silence.
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01-22-2018 20:17 by
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The difference between broccoli and boogers. Kids won't eat broccoli.
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01-22-2018 20:14 by
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