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I may be the girl of us two, but I think I've proven I've got way more balls.
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03-10-2010 14:23 by
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No more b!tch pills for YOU miss crabby A$$
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03-10-2010 14:22 by
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girls have unique powers they get wet without water, bleed without an injury & make boneless things get hard.
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03-10-2010 14:18 by
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After twelve years of therapy my psychiatrist said something that brought tears to my eyes. He said, "No hablo ingles."
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02-21-2010 10:41 by
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Guys: No Shirt, No Service - Gals: No Shirt, No Charge
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02-21-2010 10:38 by
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Everyone is entitled to their own opinion. It's just that yours is stupid.
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02-21-2010 10:37 by
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The greatest pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do.
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02-21-2010 10:36 by
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Men are like bank accounts. Without a lot of money they don't generate a lot of interest.
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02-21-2010 10:34 by
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What are the three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere? 'Hold my purse.'
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02-21-2010 10:34 by
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There are no stupid questions, just stupid people.
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02-21-2010 10:32 by
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The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think.
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02-21-2010 10:31 by
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Girls are like phones. We love to be held, talked too but if you press the wrong button you'll be disconnected!
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02-21-2010 10:31 by
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Gene Police: You!! Out Of The Pool!
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02-21-2010 10:29 by
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How do you keep a New Orleans Saint out of your yard? Put up goal posts.
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02-07-2010 15:07 by
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Why is it that people say they “slept like a baby” when babies wake up like every two hours?
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02-05-2010 18:50 by
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•Long ago when men cursed and beat the ground with sticks, it was called witchcraft. Today, it's called golf.
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02-05-2010 18:46 by
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•When I'm feeling down, I like to whistle. It makes the neighbor's dog run to the end of his chain and gag himself.
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02-05-2010 18:45 by
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•Some people try to turn back their odometers. Not me, I want people to know “why” I look this way. I've traveled a long way and some of the roads weren't paved.
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02-05-2010 18:43 by
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Use this for•The easiest way to find something lost around the house is to buy a replacement.
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02-05-2010 18:42 by
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I got a postcard from my gynecologist. It said, "Did you know it's time for your annual check-up?" No, but now my mailman does.
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02-02-2010 17:45 by
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