@OMFG_Rel8able Funny Status Messages

   After Watching a scary movie.:IT'S OKAY I DIDN'T WANT TO SLEEP TONIGHT ANYWAY.

   & who else adds that little pointless arrow - telling your teacher to flip the page over.

   Telling someone that you're going to bed, When you're actually not, and then having to hold back from posting things on Facebook/Twitter.

   You know you're irritated when somebody tells you to "have a nice day" and you respond with, "Don't tell me what to do!" -__-

   There is no angry way to say "bubbles"

   Pretending you're the host of a cooking show, when you're home alone cooking.

   Friend: Whatcha eating? Me: alphabet soup. Friend: looks like spaghetti to me. Me: It's in Arabic

   If you have a problem with me, text me. If you don't have my number than that means you don't know me well enough to have a problem with me.

   If you have to question whether or not your behavior is acceptable, it's probably not.... and we should definitely hang out :)

   Nobody Dates Anymore, Everybody has a ``Thing" with someone

   thinks I feel great when I go to bed drunk. I wake up feeling crap. Obviously sleep is bad for you!!!!

   Dear Fox News, So far, no news about foxes. Sincerely, Unimpressed.

   Hmm, I should throw a party with fake alcohol and see how many people act wasted.

   Wiggle wiggle wiggle wiggle wiggle yeaaaa... LMFAO :D

   *Press a toy in the store* *won't stop making noises *slowly walk away*

   Since the commercial, I've always wanted to jump on a Tempur-pedic bed with a glass full of wine.

   I remember when I was a kid I went on the computer just to use paint. :)

   Dear anyone who can finish an eraser, chapstick, and a pencil, without losing it: You're my idol!

   Its stupid when someone texts you first and they never reply after you text them back..

   Someday someone will walk into your life and make you realize why it never worked out with anyone else.