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   messageicon Many talented foreigners move to the US because there's far less competition there. Now you know 😆
←Rate | 03-30-2025 08:40 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Yes. You're not going anywhere. Like always. Except for the handful of talented Canadians who all move here.
←Rate | 03-30-2025 08:34 Comments (0)  


   messageicon We took your boring ice hockey and made it profitable. We own you.
←Rate | 03-30-2025 08:33 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Lamemerica does suck. And we're not going anywhere. This is storage for us. Go f*ck yourself and your dying country 💀
←Rate | 03-30-2025 08:31 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Also praying that 100% of Canucks stop visiting the US. The border towns would be destroyed first 😂 It's at 70%. Pretty sure they'll get there.
←Rate | 03-30-2025 08:30 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Okay, you win. We suck. (Will the fruitcake now go away?) Probably not.
←Rate | 03-30-2025 08:29 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Praying that 100% of Canucks stop visiting the US. Come on, weirdos... you can do it!
←Rate | 03-30-2025 08:21 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Only Troons are canceling trips. Have you canceled yet, Pierre?
←Rate | 03-30-2025 08:19 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Ok Cletus, you can go back to whittling wood and banging your sister now lol
←Rate | 03-30-2025 08:11 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Canucks visit the US way more than you visit Canuckville? Way more? AWESOME!!! That makes us want to visit Canada even more! Thanks for that information!!! 😂
←Rate | 03-30-2025 08:10 Comments (0)  


   messageicon When the funniest, smartest comment you can make is "Canada is ghey". Because your mother was stupid and your father was stupid and you're stupid. And that's the best you can do. A for effort there, Cletus 😂
←Rate | 03-30-2025 08:08 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Tourist from all over the world are cancelling trips to the states. Your tourism is ruined. Congratulations. It's a sh*t hole anyway lol
←Rate | 03-30-2025 08:06 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Flights from Canada down to the states are down 70% 🤣
←Rate | 03-30-2025 08:05 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Canucks visit the US way more than we visit Canuckville. Way more.
←Rate | 03-30-2025 08:00 Comments (0)  


   messageicon After these responses, Canada is definitely ghey. Especially people from Montreal and Turdronto.
←Rate | 03-30-2025 07:58 Comments (0)  


   messageicon M*G* loser - I'm an ALPHA male. I do what I want and I don't care what anyone says! Commander In Sheep - You hate Canada now. M*G* loser - Okay Daddy!
←Rate | 03-30-2025 07:50 Comments (0)  


   messageicon IMAGINE - AN ENTIRE COUNTRY SO IGNORANT THAT THE PEOPLE WILFULLY GIVE BILLIONS OF DOLLARS IN ORDER TO ELECT RICH CRIMINALS TO RULE OVER THEIR LIVES AND STEAL THEIR MONEY, BUT BELIEVE THEY ARE FREE. Lmfao
←Rate | 03-30-2025 07:43 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Imagine being an “alpha male gun expert” and thinking a person can get hit in the ear with an AR-15 round and not have a scar. Completely set up and an absolute hoax. There's already talk from people who were involved.
←Rate | 03-30-2025 07:41 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Don’t worry Greenland. One more bottle of whiskey and Pete Hegseth will text you the complete invasion plans 🤣
←Rate | 03-30-2025 07:34 Comments (0)  


   messageicon We would like to offer a heartfelt THANK YOU to the people of Greenland for not welcoming JD Vance and his hooker wife.
←Rate | 03-30-2025 07:33 Comments (0)  




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