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Basketball is like the weather. With either, things can change within a few minutes.
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05-22-2025 07:00 by
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Tequila probably won’t fix your problems, but it’s worth a shot.
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05-22-2025 04:48
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The Who just announced their ultimate final 'The Song is Over' tour. Right,....WE WON'T BE FOOLED AGAIN !
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05-21-2025 17:37 by
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I’m going to start a Metal band and only sing about things that make me rage, like when a spatula gets stuck in a drawer and I can’t open it
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05-21-2025 05:58
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You know you're too drunk to drive when you swerve to miss a tree, and then realize it was just your air freshener hanging from the rear view mirror
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05-21-2025 05:55
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Why doesn't Maury just do the show from backstage? All the women run back there when they find out that none of the 23 guys they tested are her baby daddy.
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05-21-2025 05:54
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Don’t worry if you had a bad day, please remember there are people who have their ex’s name tattooed.
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05-21-2025 05:54
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Summer is just around the corner. I can tell because the UPS guy asked me to put sun block on his legs.
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05-21-2025 05:53
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Sure I have my doubts, but Bigfoot doesn’t have any pictures of me either.
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05-21-2025 05:53
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If Adam and Eve were Chinese, we would still be in paradise because they would have ignored the apple and eaten the darn snake.
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05-21-2025 05:52
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I'd believe the asshole if he claimed his address was 6969 Bendover Ave.
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05-20-2025 22:04
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Here you go moron! 400 Oak Ave, St Charles, MO 63301
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05-20-2025 14:15
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Your home address. Not the address where you give out government assisted blow jobs. Poosy.
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05-20-2025 11:05
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You want my address? Here it is! 1781 Zumbehl Road St Charles Missouri!
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05-19-2025 18:14
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See? The shrinking violet with the challenge wussied out. (No surprise. The sack of pus hasn't been out of mommy's basement in years.)
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05-19-2025 14:09
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Nah I'm going to let you guys figure that out for yourselves since you all seem like smart people. I'll be waiting so come and get me pussies!
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05-19-2025 13:24
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PS. Saying it your face and doing it in person is the same thing, you redundant asshole.
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05-19-2025 12:45
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I'll gladly insult you to your face. Post your address pu$$y. (Watch... he won't. )
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05-19-2025 12:44
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Washing my wifes laundry! Does that count as making her panties wet.
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05-19-2025 07:17 by
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Hey moron! If you're going to insult me, next time say it to my face. And do it in person?
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05-18-2025 20:31
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