Friday Funny Status Messages

   I wonder if George Zimmerman went Back Friday shopping

   Black Friday. The day we buy a whole bunch of material goods to celebrate the birth of a man who didn't believe in material goods.

   Due to his anger issues, trigger finger and his apparent racial hatred...George Zimmerman had been asked by Law Enforcement to avoid all Black Friday events today.

   Thanksgiving: "Let's give thanks for the stuff we have." Black Friday: "Ok, let's get all new stuff” MERICA!!!

   Why don't strip clubs do Black Friday? It would be the one place I would camp out to go in.

   I'd rather shower with my parents than go shopping on Black Friday...

   Getting ready for Black Friday. This grizzly bear costume is going to scare the Sh*# out of these Best Buy campers.

   I cant wait till black friday at the liquor store

   It's Friday night. I'm writing this and you're reading it. We're both sad.

   I'm going to get dressed up in bear costume and go down to Best Buy on Black Friday and scare the people camping out in tents...

   OK. Who wants to put on a bear costume and go on a rampage tearing apart the tents of people camping outside of Best Buy for Black Friday?

   WHATS?!?!?....You want me to work on Friday??? "

   I am really looking forward to my favorite Thanksgiving tradition. Watching the "Black Friday" shoppers at Walmart trampling each other on the evening news.

   funny jokes must be a Monday thru Friday job. zzzz

   I have enough money to live comfortably for the rest of my life if I die on Friday.

   No you're mom was so last Friday night...

   The work day would be so much more fun if it were Casualty Friday

   My girlfriend told me she bought a really sexy dress just for me. I'm planning on wearing it on Friday.

   I don't know how to break this to you... I will be as gentle as possible... *smiles lovingly*... but today isn't Friday yet either...

   JAB: I woke up all excited this morning, got dressed to go to work,it's Friday: Pay day and than I realized, I don't have a job and went back to bed. . .