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☆ List of things that will Make America Great Again ☆ 1. Dinosaurs
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03-11-2018 10:33
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It’s so cute when recipes only say 1/4 cup of cheese. Bless their hearts.
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03-11-2018 10:27
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Condolences to Martin Shkreli's cellmate for the extra 20 years he's gonna get for definitely murdering Martin Skreli
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03-11-2018 10:13
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I'd rather go camping with a stranger from Craigslist than go to your kids birthday party.
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03-11-2018 10:06
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Everyone just so happens to own a broken clock in Arizona tonight....
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03-11-2018 01:22
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Fun fact: Trump has been President for 407 days and he just spent his 100th day playing golf
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03-11-2018 00:22
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I'm not one for eating oat-meal. My box of Quaker oats is so old that picture of the quarker on the box has brown hair.
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03-10-2018 23:31 by
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Fun fact: Daylight saving time is almost a 100 years old. It was enacted on March 19 1918.
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03-10-2018 22:40 by
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I've been sober for like 40 days. Not in a row, just 40 days total...
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03-10-2018 21:58
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On the day that daylight saving time begins. Every husband should have sex with their wife at 1:55am this way the wife can't complain about it only lasting ten minutes
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03-10-2018 21:16 by
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Start getting it on with your girl at 1:58 am. Brag to everyone tomorrow that you lasted for over an hour!
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03-10-2018 21:07
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I think daylight saving time should start on a friday at 4pm instead of 2am sunday morning.
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03-10-2018 20:23
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After just winning a four month battle with my oven clock it's dayligit saving time and back to the battle.
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03-10-2018 19:53 by
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Woman claim that they are good at multitasking. If so why can't they have sex and a headache at the same time
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03-10-2018 17:59 by
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I had all kinds of plans for today but then I heard Rump Shaker on the radio and now all I wanna do is zooma zoom zoom zoom and a boom boom.
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03-10-2018 15:20
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*quietly tries to open a bag of chips during doggy style*
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03-10-2018 12:00
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I wonder if Batman ever looks up in the night sky at the Bat Signal and says, I told him to just text me.
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03-10-2018 09:50 by
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Insanity is not doing the same thing over and over and expecting different results. That's called practice.
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03-10-2018 09:38
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I'm already a mess. I just need to add some hot to it.
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03-10-2018 09:37
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Wildlife Fact: In the wild, otters can go for days without checking their phones
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