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A relationship is doomed from the beginning, when all you bring to the table is your private parts.
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03-30-2018 22:34
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My labrador Retriver chewed up my TV remote controll. Now every time he farts the TV turns off.
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03-30-2018 21:27 by
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I'm a bird watcher. But when I go bird watching it seem to makes the men unconfortable in the men room
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03-30-2018 20:53 by
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The Pope has now said "there is no Hell". Where am I gonna tell people to go now?
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03-30-2018 15:55
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my ex was so obsessed with her horoscope. its what Taurus apart.
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03-30-2018 15:00
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remember the time you confused a life lesson for a soulmate?
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03-30-2018 14:53
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does any one know how to lower the difficulty settings on tinder?
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03-30-2018 14:52
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how do amish girls know if its a romantic candle lit dinner or just a regular candle lit dinner.
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03-30-2018 14:50
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my credit is so bad, they stopped giving me gift cards.
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03-30-2018 14:48
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every girl like to be swept of her feet,.... its when you put her in the trunk that she freaks out.
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03-30-2018 14:46
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I don't care what you say about Zombies. Zombies love you for your brain, not your beauty.
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03-30-2018 14:22
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How TF is Easter, April Fools, and Rent Due all on the same day?!
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03-30-2018 12:06 by
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To the lady at Costco with her son on a leash. I'm sorry that I asked if he was a rescue.
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03-30-2018 05:08
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After all the "Stormy" there's some "Sunshine" in the white house
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03-29-2018 23:30
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Caroline Sunshine went from one mickey mouse organiation to another one.
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03-29-2018 21:50
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A friend ask me why I haven't married yet. I said if I didn't have to live with my wife I would get married.
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03-29-2018 20:30 by
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Parental Pro-tip...Having trouble waking up your teenager? Unplug and pick up their phone. It wakes them up instantly
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03-29-2018 16:04
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Fun fact: If you cut off all the hair on your body and laid it end to end...You'd be some kind of weirdo.
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03-29-2018 15:56
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If a tree falls in a forest and no one is around to hear it my illegal logging operation is a success.
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03-29-2018 14:08
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It's pretty bad when Playboy deletes their FB page because they don't want to be associated with "low values"
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