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Doing it wrong is the only thing I do right.
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08-09-2018 10:05 by
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I've noticed that the most attractive women always drive those cute little cars! Which reminds me...the mother-in-law's Panzer needs an oil change!!
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08-09-2018 09:59
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Losing an argument when you are right just because the other person is too stupid to understand what you are saying is the most infuriating thing in the universe.
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08-09-2018 07:47
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Women fall in love by what they hear. Men fall in love with what they see. That's why women wear makeup and men lie.
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08-09-2018 07:10
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My wife has a slight speach impediment........ Every now and then she stops to take a breath.
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08-09-2018 02:26 by
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Did you hear about the japanese lady that gave birth while taking a bath?she named her kid'' so kin wet''
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08-09-2018 02:23
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Do you know who I think I'am?
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08-09-2018 00:31
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When you go in the ocean to pee, go in past your waist.
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08-09-2018 00:19 by
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The three wonders of the world. Single guys that make wonders happen. Guy with girlfrineds that see wonders happen. Married guys wonder what happen.
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08-08-2018 13:41
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There's a big difference between a mechanic and a surgeon when they work on a tranny.
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08-08-2018 13:18
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I think that blue wave everyone is talking about just waved goodbye! ;)
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08-08-2018 11:22
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If you put the words "Let's see who reads this" at the beginning of your post it virtually guarantees that I won't.
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08-08-2018 07:12
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For one whom claims they don't watch CNN, they seem to know alot about what's being said on their shows.
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08-07-2018 23:16
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Paul Manafort's shell company was called Summerbreeze. I guess that's just more proof that he's been a giant douche-bag all along!
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08-07-2018 21:25 by
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Why must we end rivers flowing into the pacific ocean?
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08-07-2018 15:16
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I sometimes check my blocklist to see how my prisoners are doing😁
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08-07-2018 13:51
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Why is drake worried if Kiki loves him.. I thought he only loves his bed and his momma
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08-07-2018 11:31
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Cleaning all the straws out of my glove box cause I would not want any straw sniffing dogs to find my stash!
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08-07-2018 11:20
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Why are Zoey and Zoe pronounced the same way but Joey and Joe aren't?
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08-07-2018 10:32
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If you work Security in a Samsung store does that make you a Guardian of the Galaxy?
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