Steve OH Funny Status Messages

   Totally forgot about the Hemorrhoid Commercial...

   I don't like the Republican Party and I don't like the Democratic Party... I just like to PARTY

   Don't know what I did but kids have been coming to my house and giving me bags full of candy all night!!!

   Glad Facebook knocks me off for "Routine Maintenance"... said by no-one, ever!!

   TLC is getting so lazy with show titles... btw "My giant face tumor" is on tonight.

   I know it's hard to believe but one year ago today, it was Oct. 8th...

   Heard a song by Stevie Wonder on the radio. My wife said "I'd like to see Stevie". I replied "He would, too."

   Just spent 5 minutes looking for the like button in an email....

   Ever notice the bleeped out every word R2D2 said in Star Wars?

   I guess someone hacked in and changed the format...

   Time to turn this beer into urine...

   Whats with this SONG POP thing everyone is doing and what does it taste like???

   great day!!! laundry done, dishes and house cleaned.... who am I kidding? been drinking since 9 am!!!!

   typos are totally acceptable on Fcaeobok...

   When I text someone in the same room as me, I stare at them until they get it...

   gonna take the Christmas lights down...

   Sorry... my powers can only be used for good.

   Come to think of it... I've never seen a homeless guy with a bottle of Gatorade.

   Come on Issac, the convention is about to start, don't let us down.

   just realized who I am.... The Vodka Whisperer