L Funny Status Messages

   snowed inn with his family a loaf of bread and 3 fish...uh what was that recipe again Jesus?

   Everybody got snow blowers...Me all I got is man power a shovel.You wont see me in the gym gettin ready for Summer.

   would be a hoarder but I cant find my wallet

   i wonder if they have a pill for premature procrastination

   three strikes in Wii bowling I got a turkey :D Happy Thanksgiving Me.

   Miami Heat Fan: "You wait, you watch and see next season we're gonna do this we're gonna do that" ...... Still Waiting lmao! Clevelands just as good without Lebron

   can't get with this day light savings, I'm moving to Hawaii.

   loves picking his nephew up from Preschool cause the single mothers are usually late and so am I :D

   Why is the dollar drink @ Mc D's smaller than the dollar Sweet Tea?? I jus dump that sh*t out n refill it wit Hi-C.

   Happy Halloweenkend!!

   maybe Lebron left his talents in South Beach.

   facebook should have a "like" button and a "like omg" for blondes

   is wondering on which day God created Justin Bieber... couldn't he have rested on that day too?

   "Give me a scotch. I'm starving."

   My 2011 New Years Resolution is to hangout with more than 2 of my facebook friends.

   sleeping on the bottom bunk when I was younger wasn't easy.....Its hard to sleep with a raincoat on.

   make sure your wearing Deodorant when you reaching for the stars.

   Why does Jello have a smell when you add the powder in the water, but when it "gels" the smell is gone?

   why don't sheep shrink when it rains?

   smoking probable cause :D