Jackoo Funny Status Messages

   Birth control pills should really be made for men. It makes more sense to unload a gun than to shoot a bulletproof vest.

   I'm drinking coffee because people think you've got a problem if you drink vodka in the morning!

   I hope there comes a day when cancer is just a zodiac sign

   Porn has ruined my life. My toilet is blocked and I'm too scared to call the plumber :(

   Have you ever pushed a door that said pull?

   I hate it when tramps sit next to cash machines and ask you for change, cash machines only give out notes. If you want change, go sit next to a pay phone!

   Why be fake when being real takes no effort at all?

   The cast of 16 & pregnant are the future cast of 32 & grandparents

   The definition of attention seeking.. Updating your Facebook status in capital letters!

   Women, they always want what they can't have!

   Don't fall in love, fall off a bridge... Its much less painful

   Roses are red, violets are fine, I'll be the six if you be the nine

   Ah...... The irony of the London Olympics being sponsored by McDonald's and Coca - Cola

   If you wouldn't make her your wife.. Don't make her a mother!

   You don't have to own a horse to know what not to put in it!

   I'm having such bad luck today, if I was in prison... Then today would of been the day I dropped the soap!