ANONYMOUS Funny Status Messages

   on the limits of not going so well

   was denied adoption of a baby boy from Malawi =(

   picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue!

   just plain lucky *

   says, "If you want something in life, you have to work hard for it... Now shut up! They're about to announce the winning lottery numbers!"

   has learned a lot from dogs: obedience, loyalty, and the importance of turning around three times before lying down (I've really only applied the last to my life, however)

   taking the "What color are you?" quiz and the result is: Who gives a Toss!!!!

   ROTFLMAOASTC

   would give her right arm to be ambidextrous

   has found her favorite machine at the gym it's the vending machine!

   a serial status changer....

   now available with a bonus DVD; containing deleted scenes and 2 theatrical trailers

   trying to wipe with plastic wrap.

   My Love Life is currently like NCAA mens Basketball, Its down to the FINAL FOUR! But My Wife has the homecourt Advantage!

   compulsively obsessed with OCD

   if nothing goes right.... go left!

   doesn't make mistakes, she dates them

   amazed at the alarming drop-out rate of sky diving classes

   may contain nuts.

   not FDA approved yet