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Guess it's time to throw out the leftovers from last Thanksgiving...
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11-22-2018 12:18
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I don't usually cook... does anyone know how much vodka to put into mashed potatoes
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11-22-2018 11:36
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Establish dominance by waiting until your wife serves the turkey and then tell her you already ate.
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11-22-2018 11:01 by
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What if we boil the lettuce first?
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11-22-2018 10:56
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I talk a lot about sex for someone who doesn’t remember it.
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11-22-2018 10:51 by
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Javascript is when your doctor writes you a prescription for more coffee. Everyone knows that.
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11-22-2018 07:46 by
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Maybe I talk to myself because I'm my own therapist
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11-22-2018 07:45 by
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A man in a bar sees a fat girl dancing on a table. He says to her, "nice legs." She says "you realy think so?" The man says "oh yeah, most tables would have collapsed by now."
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11-21-2018 23:33
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Why do saudis wear a pizza tablecloth on their heads?
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11-21-2018 18:43
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Ha ha suckas....Pie and Cake are safer to eat than salad!
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11-21-2018 17:23
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It's that time of the year when stores play that rapey "Baby It's Cold Outside" song
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11-21-2018 14:15
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Why is trump pardoning a turkey? Did it murder a journalist?
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11-21-2018 00:24
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A train station is where trains stop. A bus station is where buses stop. At my desk at work I have a work station.
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11-20-2018 21:23
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"The more people I meet, the more I like my dog."
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11-20-2018 18:06
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Wild Turkey on the rocks helps to cope with your relatives on Thanksgiving.
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11-20-2018 15:38 by
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Thanksgiving is a good time to give people the bird and tell them to stuff it. Happy Thanksgiving. :-)
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11-20-2018 15:23 by
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Always choose a proctologist with a good butt-side manner.
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11-20-2018 14:39
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Q: When can women make you a millionaire? A: When you're a billionaire.
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11-20-2018 13:13
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Thanksgiving is the only time a Califorian can see a natural breast.
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11-20-2018 05:19 by
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The ancient Egyptians had strict burial requirements, which included being dug up & displayed in a museum years later?
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11-20-2018 02:58 by
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