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FISA documents being released. I suspect tissue sales are about to go up.
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09-17-2018 20:19 by
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He wiped away her tears and accidentally her eyebrows too!
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09-17-2018 17:49 by
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I wonder if Yoda from Star Wars last name was “Layeehoo”.
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09-17-2018 17:35 by
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Does rocking a vending machine count as exercise?
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09-17-2018 13:00 by
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In grade 5 during biology my teacher asked me "what is in cells?" I answered my Uncle Eric and Dad and she made me go home.
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09-17-2018 11:32
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Apparently it's inappropriate to show up at your therapist's home to swim in his new pool even though your "boundary issues" paid for it.
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09-17-2018 07:46
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Why is it that kids these days can shift their gender but cannot shift a manual transmission?
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09-17-2018 07:41
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It sucks being a grown up. Nobody tells you you did a good job when you eat all of your food.
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09-17-2018 02:22
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I am a husband. Hear me apologise for something I did in my wife's dream.
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09-17-2018 02:21 by
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They say it's bad luck to see the bride before the wedding. After years of marriage, I find it's bad luck after the wedding as well.
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09-16-2018 04:21 by
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I cut the swooshes of my nike socks and sold them to my neighbours wife to use as eyebrows.
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09-16-2018 02:40 by
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To coup or not to coup may one day be the question.
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09-16-2018 02:19
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When your lawyer's, lawyer needs a lawyer. You know things must be bad.
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09-16-2018 01:10
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If the B in LGTB stands for Bi doesn't that mean there are only two genders?
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09-15-2018 20:04 by
Truman
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Sorry to announce my pet mouse 'Elvis' has just died!..he was caught in a trap!
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09-15-2018 19:26 by
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My Girlfriend said she's leaving in the morning because of my "Wham" obsession! I replied... "wake me up before you go go"
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09-15-2018 16:00 by
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For the ladies that cook bacon in a microwave you aint gone never have a man...
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09-15-2018 12:58
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POLICE SKETCH ARTIST: "So he was medium build, grey hair, grey eyes, grey tie, a grey suit and grey shoes?" DOG: "Correct"
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09-15-2018 08:01 by
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There's nothing to FEAR, but the book FEAR itself
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09-15-2018 05:07 by
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When my mother in-law said she wants to be creamated. I immediatley made her an appointment for next week.
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09-14-2018 23:00 by
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