Funny Status Messages

   going to the dark side...they have candy

   riding ponies outside Wal-Mart. . .I need quarters

   a mystery you'll never solve

   havingtrou blewithhis spacebar.

   "wondering what flavor milkshake ""brings all the boys to the yard"""

   poking you with a spork

   walking through the intensive care unit dressed as the grim reaper

   the one who stole the frigg'n cookie from the cookie jar. Now shut up!

   "never on schedule, but always on time."

   doing the truffle shuffle

   "not the issue here, Dude."

   200 degrees (that's why they call him Mr. Fahrenheit [he's traveling at the speed of light]).

   carbon based.

   an unlicensed helicopter pilot.

   known to cause cancer in the state of California

   chillin like a villain.

   making friends and influencing people

   trapped in the Facebook status message textbox; send help!

   taking over the world

   the next contestant on The Price Is Right!