Funny Status Messages

   "making plans for tonight, want to be part of them? "

   HD Ready

   hates what you're wearing

   "out of ideas, like this message. "

   hates the status quo.

   going to the store. Do you want anything?

   can see Alaska from hisher house

   so vein he probably thinks this status is about him

   doing what her rice crispies tell her to....

   having delusions of adequacy

   listed as in a relationship with his blackberry device...

   throwing away happy tissues

   a blueberry muffin in a basket of bagels.

   frickin awesome! 'Nough Said.

   statusless.

   the reason for reason

   ʇı puɐ ʇı dılɟ uɐɔ

   calculating the cost of a train ride to Hawaii

   not your daddy

   an escaped mental patient with a history of violence