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thinks your tractor's sexy

←Rate | 01-26-2009 23:09 Comments (0)

thought of it before you did.

←Rate | 01-26-2009 22:26 Comments (0)

nobody. NOBODY is perfect. Therefore X is perfect.

←Rate | 01-25-2009 04:54 by Kels!e Comments (0)

and Fabio are now friends.

←Rate | 01-24-2009 12:40 Comments (0)

"checking Facebook while on vacation, what a loser. "

←Rate | 01-24-2009 12:37 Comments (0)

hungry like the wolf.

←Rate | 01-24-2009 12:30 Comments (0)

99% fat free

←Rate | 01-23-2009 22:37 by Adam Comments (0)

friends in low places.

←Rate | 01-23-2009 17:48 by Brian Comments (0)

gonna live forever... or die trying!

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←Rate | 01-22-2009 15:35 by Nlzbthpg Comments (0)

hacked your Facebook

←Rate | 01-22-2009 13:15 Comments (0)

at the gym pretending to get a good workout.

←Rate | 01-20-2009 17:31 by Slick Comments (0)

partying like a rock star.

←Rate | 01-19-2009 22:33 Comments (0)

up to no good.

←Rate | 01-19-2009 18:52 Comments (0)

with the girl next door

←Rate | 01-19-2009 15:17 Comments (0)

HUGE in Europe!

←Rate | 01-19-2009 13:57 by K Nix Comments (0)

big in Japan

←Rate | 01-19-2009 01:52 Comments (0)

"the ""she"" in ""that's what she said""! "

←Rate | 01-17-2009 16:26 by Tracy Comments (0)

saving a lot on his child support by switching to condoms.

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←Rate | 01-17-2009 10:13 Comments (0)

stimulating his package.

←Rate | 01-16-2009 17:03 Comments (0)

"serious, and don't call me Shirley "

←Rate | 01-16-2009 14:28 Comments (0)