Funny Status Messages and Tweets

   no longer the statue and now the pigeon

   no Gynecologist but I will have a look

   trying to get your attention with this damn message!

   dazed and confused but liking it...

   s house is on fire (mood:calm)

   not supposed to be up this late...

   free falling!

   putting the pro into procrastination

   "something unpredictable , but in the end its right"

   in your extended dreams

   wondering if she left the gas on ....and the lighter on

   swimming like a sperm with a purpose!

   not suitable for children!!!!!

   still sore from dropping the soap

   wondering why x is referring to x self in 3rd person

   just bought another load of laundry at Kohl's..

   ENGAGED!! ..........in a good cause

   Training for the next Olympic games

   "going to snap, crackle, and pop your neck"

   Never expecting the unexpected making the unexpected the expected