Funny Status Messages and Tweets

Funny Status Messages for Facebook, Discord, and Whatsapp and funny tweets for Twitter.

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calculating the cost of a train ride to Hawaii

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←Rate | 10-30-2008 07:16 Comments (0)

not your daddy

←Rate | 10-29-2008 21:12 Comments (0)

an escaped mental patient with a history of violence

←Rate | 10-29-2008 21:10 Comments (0)

have sex not children

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M.I.A

←Rate | 10-29-2008 20:27 Comments (0)

pities the fool

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wondering why people think they are invisible when they pick their noses in the car?

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surrounded by incompetence.

←Rate | 10-28-2008 20:55 Comments (0)

got the power

←Rate | 10-28-2008 19:55 Comments (0)

aware of how pathetic you actually are!

←Rate | 10-28-2008 15:04 Comments (0)

laughing at your pictures

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←Rate | 10-27-2008 16:48 Comments (0)

likes big butts and he cannot lie

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←Rate | 10-26-2008 23:06 Comments (0)

having it her way

←Rate | 10-26-2008 13:17 Comments (0)

terrified of being offline

←Rate | 10-25-2008 14:32 Comments (0)

not afraid of heights - but afraid of widths.

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←Rate | 10-25-2008 03:24 by Lauren Comments (0)

has issues. Would you care to listen?

←Rate | 10-24-2008 22:21 by N I C K Y :d Comments (0)

picking a bone with you

←Rate | 10-24-2008 20:54 Comments (0)

writing a list and checking it twice

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Joe the plumber

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just Manny being Manny

←Rate | 10-23-2008 11:47 by Tom Comments (0)