Funny Status Messages and Tweets

   """Turns out I'm not a Jedi after all"" "

   should be arrested for being awesome.

   got bitten by a mosquito and I liked it

   "making plans for tonight, want to be part of them? "

   HD Ready

   hates what you're wearing

   "out of ideas, like this message. "

   hates the status quo.

   going to the store. Do you want anything?

   can see Alaska from hisher house

   so vein he probably thinks this status is about him

   doing what her rice crispies tell her to....

   having delusions of adequacy

   listed as in a relationship with his blackberry device...

   throwing away happy tissues

   a blueberry muffin in a basket of bagels.

   frickin awesome! 'Nough Said.

   statusless.

   the reason for reason

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