Funny Status Messages and Tweets

   "Shut up facebook.I'm trying to do my homework,"

   Well in happier news....Abe Vigoda is still alive!!

   Imagine if the Amish had Facebook and played Mafia wars it would go sumtin like this ...."You were attacked by Don Yoder he has beaten you with A hoe, 3 horse n buggies, 6 bonnets, 3 aprons and a goat taking 1 energy and built you a chair!!!!!"

   knows when Farrah got to heaven, God asked her if she had any last wishes. She said she wanted all of the children of the world to be safe. So God killed Michael Jackson.

   the doctor looked at it his watch for Michael's time of death. The big hand was touching the little hand.

   Keep on working, millions on welfare depend on you!

   I heard Michael Jackson actually died of food poisoning... Apparently they found some 12 year old nuts in his mouth.

   Thinks that since Michael Jackson was 90% plastic, they should melt him down and turn him into Legos so little kids can play with him for a change.

   has started calling the office secretaries his minions muahaha!

   the world had a crazy week, two rich white women and Ed McMahon have passed.

   Goodbye M.J... you touched everyone in all generations in some manner. Mind you, touching the kids WAS innaproprate though...

   Now all the lil boys can sleep easy ( no more nightmares about being kidnapped and flown to neverland)

   thinks Michael's heart: just couldn't Beat It . . . too soon? too soon?

   just heard Weird Al just faked his own death.

   half price concert tickets in july in London...anyone?

   Undertakers have announced that now michael Jackson has died he's gonna be melted down to make toys, so the kids can play with him for a change!

   wondering if Michael Jackson's Heart was telling the Defibrillator to just Beat It?

   Scientists have found a ground breaking, all natural way to cure insomnia. They call it church.

   loves it when you call me big pappa.

   decided to stop listenin to the voices in his head..