Funny Status Messages

   I thought I could see the light at the end of the tunnel, but it was just some b*stard with a torch, bringing me more work.

   Remember that age and treachery will always triumph over youth and ability.

   There's no 'I' in 'team'. But then there's no 'I' in 'useless smug colleague', either. And there's four in 'platitude-quoting idiot'. Go figure.

   There may be no 'I' in team, but there's a 'ME' if you look hard enough.

   Remember the 3 golden rules: 1. It was like that when I got here. 2. I didn't do it. 3. (To your Boss) I like your style.

   Quitters never win, winners never quit. But those who never win and never quit are idiots.

   If your boss is getting you down, look at him through the prongs of a fork and imagine him in jail.

   You have to be 100% behind someone, before you can stab them in the back

   A hard-on doesn't count as personal growth.

   I'm not your type. I'm not inflatable.

   It tastes like I coughed up blood...hello liver damage, I've been expecting you

   Fine Arts < Real Education

   Any fool can criticize, condemn and complain and most fools do

   out clubbing last night, beat my record of 24 seals!

   says the art of typing an FB status is directly proportional to the work done on google search

   you can cross my mind, run thru it, play in it, bouncee across it, dance in it, there is alot of room in there...

   I went to buy a pair of camouflage pants, I couldn't find any!

   I see dumb people.

   Feel free to kiss my third point of contact.

   CAUTION: Blonde Thinking