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Baby Lives Matter!
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Daffy donald maked another gaffe. He cheers the faithful for "abolition of civil rights." Or did he ?
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02-09-2019 22:35
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Met a lady yesterday...It was love at first sight...Then I took a second look !!
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02-09-2019 17:36 by
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I ran into my ex the other day...hit reverse...and ran into her again.
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02-09-2019 17:31 by
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People on the Left are like an old TV Set. They have to be slapped occasionally to get the picture.
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02-09-2019 17:27
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The Early Bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
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02-09-2019 16:51
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If you are paying $3.00 for Smart Water, it isn't working.
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02-08-2019 21:30
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That moment, when your jerk boss says they are resigning. !!!!!!!!!!!!!
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02-08-2019 20:19
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People say “the early bird gets the worm.” But everyone freaks out when I drink tequila at 8am
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02-08-2019 14:35 by
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I smile at dogs more than I smile at people.
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02-08-2019 13:36 by
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Career advice for young people: be born to filthy rich parents.
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02-08-2019 12:51
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How long do you wait before you introduce your girlfriend to your child? For arguments sake let’s say you’ve been dating for 3 years and the child is 6 weeks old.
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02-08-2019 12:48
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They shouldn't have named it a baggage carousel if they didn't want me to ride it.
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02-08-2019 10:36
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You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't flick your friends out the car window
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02-08-2019 10:34
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"Can I get a coke please?" "Nope is pepsi ok" "Do you do updog?" "What's updog?" " Not much...and no pepsi is not ok".
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02-08-2019 10:19 by
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I would rather trust a billionaire who becomes a politician than a politician who becomes a billionaire.
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With his short term memory he may not remember colluding with putin
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02-08-2019 07:36
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We need to start thinking about the world we'll leave behind for Betty White when we're all gone.
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02-08-2019 07:00
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Do you even know what the word "impeach" means? Hint: It does NOT mean getting kicked out of office.
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02-08-2019 06:55
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Honesty is the best policy but it makes for a lousy defense in court.
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