nfl OR football OR superbowl Funny Status Messages

   I’m not going to judge you if you don't like football because of whatever moronic reason you think you have in your clueless head.

   What's the over/under on the football psi??

   The Colts would of lost using a Nerf football. . .

   If the Seahawks win the SuperBowl XLIX It'll be amazing how the world will not give a fcuk.

   She lost me at, "I don't watch football."

   Analysts say Obama's new immigration plan will focus on deporting violent criminals. So, this could impact your fantasy football team.

   Prison football teams seam to have a difficult time finding a person qualified to play tight end.

   If the N.F.L. cracked down on all the drug and alcohol abuse as well as spousal and child abuse watching football would remind me of golf.

   Suddenly my prison fantasy football league just got real.

   Anyone going to vegas? Put money on the Prison Football team to win it all!

   My friends and I played fantasy football in high-school. No league, we just constantly thought about the cheerleaders.

   Bad luck last night USA, never mind, you'll do better in the American Football World Cup - oh, wait.......

   Sure, soccer is the worst thing ever but at least when some smug idiot tries to tell you "it's football" you can punch him without remorse.

   Soccer would probably be a lot more popular in the USA if they put cheerleaders on the sidelines, ran with a football, and scored touchdowns

   from where I come from helmets are won by motorcyclists not football players

   Jameis Winston did NOT steal those crab legs intentionally. He is so into football, that he felt sorry for the shellfish, and merely thought he would do the right thing by putting them on injured reserve.

   Jameis Winston will appear on the covers of both EA Sports "NCAA Football '14" AND "Grand Theft Crustacean."

   If you take god out of religion, it's just a bunch of people hoping their favorite football team wins.

   World: Hey check out this sport we made called football. America: *sips beer* Check out this other sport I just made called football.

   I don’t know a lot, but I know Facebook is as helpful as a football bat.