luka Funny Status Messages

   A bisexual Is someone that likes Girls as much as the next Guy

   Our Parents Spend half Our Lives Trying to get us to Stand up and talk now they 0nly want to see you sit down and shut up

   If you are in a canoe flying over the grand canyon and a tire falls off how many pancakes does it take to fix a dog house orange elephants dont like ice cream

   Do Not Disturb I I am already disturbed enough

   I trust you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do tonight

   forgive your enemys nothing pisses them off more