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   messageicon Hey!!! It's a "pedestrian crosswalk" you douche, not a "leap in front of my car like a freaking maniac walk!"
←Rate | 09-06-2010 11:26 Comments (0)  


   messageicon OMG, you just lied and your pants really are on fire.
←Rate | 09-06-2010 11:25 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Should I pick you up for breakfast? or just roll over and kiss you good morning?
←Rate | 09-06-2010 10:38 Comments (0)  


   messageicon wonders what the guy who found out what milk was, was doing to the cow.
←Rate | 09-06-2010 10:27 Comments (0)  


   messageicon wouldn't be caught dead with a necrophiliac
←Rate | 09-06-2010 08:45 Comments (0)  


   messageicon thinking they need to rename 'Dancing with the Stars' to 'Dancing with the National Enquirer.'
←Rate | 09-06-2010 08:40 by markf Comments (0)  


   messageicon Did you ever actually think about what you did, while sitting in the corner as a kid? I was planning my revenge for the punishment!
←Rate | 09-06-2010 08:12 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I would like to wish a happy Labor Day to all the mother out there.
←Rate | 09-06-2010 08:10 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Labor Day was canceled because too many people couldn't remember what it was like to have a job :)
←Rate | 09-06-2010 08:04 Comments (1)  


   messageicon I am strong coz I have been weak, I am beautiful coz I know my flaws, I am a lover coz I am a fighter, I am fearless coz I have been afraid. I am wise coz I have been foolish & I can laugh coz I have also known sadnes, I know my past yet I can c my future
←Rate | 09-06-2010 06:48 by SAM RABEE ELIAS Comments (1)  


   messageicon It's pretty hard not to scratch when you're playing pocket pool.
←Rate | 09-06-2010 06:31 by Leeferd Comments (0)  


   messageicon you know your getting old when respond to you with, "Really! At your age?!?"
←Rate | 09-06-2010 02:39 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Dear chicken, please cook yourself and jump into my mouth. thank you
←Rate | 09-06-2010 01:14 by Zack Comments (0)  


   messageicon Some images contained herein may not be appropriate for all ages. Viewer discretion advised.
←Rate | 09-06-2010 01:04 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Why did the pirate go to the Apple store?To buy an iPatch!
←Rate | 09-06-2010 00:18 Comments (0)  


   messageicon wondering, where in the world is Carmen San Diego? I'm worried!
←Rate | 09-05-2010 23:40 Comments (0)  


   messageicon was doing 75 MPH in his rented diesel Chevette when I was pulled over by a Chip. Was I speeding? I asked. Not really, I just wanted to know how you got it going that fast. FML
←Rate | 09-05-2010 23:26 Comments (0)  


   messageicon i love it when some little 8 year-old is cursing and yelling at me on call of duty and then his mom is in the backgorund telling him to go to bed.
←Rate | 09-05-2010 23:25 Comments (0)  


   messageicon laughing at the people on ugliesttattoos.com
←Rate | 09-05-2010 23:17 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Why is the Devil's number 666? Shouldn't it be like 911?
←Rate | 09-05-2010 23:14 Comments (0)  




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