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   messageicon I'm not as dumb as you look!
←Rate | 02-27-2011 22:15 by Hank Comments (0)  


   messageicon Well fellas another one bit the dust.......that's right he got married! Let us pray for him........................May GOD protect him, and that his wife will have mercy on his soul! And friend, I think it's time to start tweaking the whole " I, (name), a
←Rate | 02-27-2011 21:43 by anonunknown Comments (0)  


   messageicon .My super power is to slap people upside the head when they need it most. No need to thank me. Just doing my job.
←Rate | 02-27-2011 21:35 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Police officer says "Anything you say will be taken down and used as evidence against you." Your answer should always be "Please don't hit me again officer"
←Rate | 02-27-2011 21:24 by JeremyCakes Comments (0)  


   messageicon I swear when LeBron James was born and the doctor spanked him he got the foul called
←Rate | 02-27-2011 21:20 by SlowMotionNinja Comments (0)  


   messageicon Look, I know you have your "swag on" but can you walk a little bit faster?
←Rate | 02-27-2011 21:06 by Abbybaby34 Comments (2)  


   messageicon I get my energy from my inner G dawg. Just kidding I'm white.
←Rate | 02-27-2011 20:49 Comments (0)  


   messageicon roses are red, violets are blue, the moment you leave, I'm robbing you... Thank you Iphone GPS!
←Rate | 02-27-2011 20:44 by @McIsaac360 Comments (0)  


   messageicon doing it like they do on the Discovery Channel.
←Rate | 02-27-2011 20:22 Comments (0)  


   messageicon just discovered a great motivator for dieting. I just tried on my bikini's I plan on wearing this summer.
←Rate | 02-27-2011 19:53 by Marymc Comments (0)  


   messageicon Just herd Tyler Perry is investing in a new special event...Ah well... I will talk to you guys later, I'm about to watch Tyler Perry Presents: The Oscars.
←Rate | 02-27-2011 19:51 by @McIsaac360 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I'm counting the calories as I eat this double quarter pounder with cheese...Wish me luck weight lost!
←Rate | 02-27-2011 19:48 by @McIsaac360 Comments (0)  


   messageicon now that you've checked in there i'm going around your place to steal your things coz I now know i've got a good hour before you're close to home!!
←Rate | 02-27-2011 19:45 by drftn8 Comments (0)  


   messageicon practicing her speech for the Oscars with a little help from King George VI. So far all I have is....th..thank....you.
←Rate | 02-27-2011 19:39 by Emilia Comments (0)  


   messageicon You can safely say you live in the ghetto when you open your front door to the smell of hotdogs.
←Rate | 02-27-2011 19:34 by @daddybullfrog1 Comments (0)  


   messageicon When a woman says "We need to work on our communication" what she means is you need to listen to what I want and not share your opinion on the matter.
←Rate | 02-27-2011 19:31 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Look slavery is and will alwayz be wrong..BUT...I think I'm starting too understand white folks better cuz doing ur own laundry does kinda suck too
←Rate | 02-27-2011 19:28 by bryan j brown Comments (1)  


   messageicon i love watching commercials for medicatications. the symptoms are usually worse the the side effects of the meds. for example I have an itchy leg. "try dexalog: symptoms might involve: growing an extra head out of your, neck, skin to decintergrate, loss o
←Rate | 02-27-2011 19:07 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I think the Discovery Channel should be on a different channel every day.
←Rate | 02-27-2011 19:03 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I always wondered why dinosaurs are not mentioned in the bible, the dinosaurs were around before man created god.
←Rate | 02-27-2011 18:57 Comments (0)  




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