Sold my parents’ house today. It was really bittersweet and brought back so many memories. My parents are gonna be pissed when they get back from vacation though.
Please don't Facebook and drive! And if you have to update your status just do like I do and pull over to the side of the road, which is where I've been sitting since ever since I signed up with Facebook in 2014.
I think the scariest costume I saw was a woman dressed as the Creature from the Black Lagoon. Either that or Nancy Pelosi had just come out of a Botox appointment.