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   messageicon My girlfriend went out for drinks with the girls from her work... Can't wait for her to get back and tell me EVERYTHING that's wrong with me.
←Rate | 05-16-2012 17:05 by Marshall the Great Comments (0)  


   messageicon Politicians don't wanna scare you, they wanna keep you stupid. Fear is just the smell when ignorance takes a sh!t.
←Rate | 05-16-2012 16:57 by Marshall the Great Comments (0)  


   messageicon To the person who put those three stupid messages using my ID... Your m0m's 0rg@sm face looks scary...
←Rate | 05-16-2012 16:55 by Marshall the Great Comments (0)  


   messageicon More than 7 billion other people in the world,and not one of them is naked in front me right now. That's not right...
←Rate | 05-16-2012 16:52 by Marshall the Great Comments (0)  


   messageicon Hershey's is coming out with a new candy bar for transvestites... called Heshey's
←Rate | 05-16-2012 16:03 by Marshall the Great Comments (0)  


   messageicon She wanted to do it doggy style so I sniffed her ass, humped her leg and bit her on the face.
←Rate | 05-16-2012 16:03 by Marshall the Great Comments (0)  


   messageicon Strip Rock Paper Scissors is my new favorite game.
←Rate | 05-16-2012 15:58 by Marshall the Great Comments (0)  


   messageicon It's annoying that I don't understand all these Call of Duty or Lord of the Rings jokes. Then I remember, I have a girlfriend.
←Rate | 05-16-2012 15:53 by Marshall the Great Comments (0)  


   messageicon No one cares about your problems. Take your clothes off.
←Rate | 05-16-2012 15:52 by Marshall the Great Comments (0)  


   messageicon Making my lunch for work sucks ass because I smoked a big joint before going in and I ate everything by 9am.
←Rate | 05-16-2012 15:13 by Marshall the Great Comments (0)  


   messageicon Cashier: "Did you find everything you were looking for?" Me: "Nope - still single." Both of us: "Hahahaha!"
←Rate | 05-16-2012 15:09 by Marshall the Great Comments (0)  


   messageicon I wonder when they will put the middle class on the endangered species list.
←Rate | 05-16-2012 15:03 by Marshall the Great Comments (0)  


   messageicon Dear girl running for her life, I was only running after you with the knife trying to protect you from whatever you were running from... call me
←Rate | 05-16-2012 14:59 by Marshall the Great Comments (0)  


   messageicon The only reason why I wouldn't care if I ever actually laughed my ass off is that I rarely give a sh*t.
←Rate | 05-16-2012 14:58 by Marshall the Great Comments (0)  


   messageicon The key to successful relationships is not to start any.
←Rate | 05-16-2012 14:55 by Marshall the Great Comments (0)  


   messageicon I feel like a MILF because Man I Love Facebook.
←Rate | 05-16-2012 14:53 by Marshall the Great Comments (0)  


   messageicon I went to see my boss today and said, "I think we have a communication problem." He replied, "You can say that again, I fired you two weeks ago."
←Rate | 05-16-2012 14:49 by Marshall the Great Comments (0)  


   messageicon If you think I wrote this status update in the nude, you're wrong. I'm wearing a sombrero and a candy necklace.
←Rate | 05-16-2012 14:47 by Marshall the Great Comments (0)  


   messageicon Why is it called "raw sewage?" Does that mean that someone, somewhere, is cooking the sh!t?
←Rate | 05-14-2012 06:41 by Marshall the Great Comments (0)  


   messageicon I wonder how many times that fat kid on Adam's Family locked himself in the bathroom with a playboy and that freaky hand thing?!?!
←Rate | 05-14-2012 06:36 by Marshall the Great Comments (0)  




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