anonymous Funny Status Messages

   shot a man in Reno just to watch him die

   playing a Rusty Trombone

   the person your mom warned you about!

   wonders if the people who spend £2 each on those Evian bottles know that backwards it spells Naive..

   would so kill herself if she believed in reincarnation.

   the reason for the tear drops on your guitar

   going to DEFCON 4

   disobeyed orders

   s eating out.... At home. ;-)

   doesn't want to grow up.... he's a Toys R' Us kid!

   dangerous to your health.

   thinks webbed feet are a huge turn-on.

   moving the furniture out of the room because the dog and I are going to breakdance battle...oh it is ON!!!!

   thinks it is wrong that only one company makes the game Monopoly.

   riding the ponies outside of Wallmart be back when I run out of quarters.

   spinning in his new office chair so I am away, now I am back, away again and back.

   if I'm ever abducted by a group of hostile aliens and they demand to see my leader; I think I'll show them my wife

   if I'm ever abducted by a group of hostile and they demand to meet my leader; I think I'll show them my wife

   logged in and saw you logged in.Then I logged off and logged in 2 hours again - you were still logged in.Get A Life!OK yeah I was logged in all this time too.(feel shame)

   changed his profile picture. Now he looks a little less ugly.