L Funny Status Messages

   If the NBA players really were a union they'd start there own league.

   customers get on my nerves, if you gotta wait on a line wait !...."open up another register" If you at a red light you don't tell the police to open up another red light do you? wait you turn!

   i wake up, stare at the ceiling, I'm alive, what a beautiful feeling

   why am I the only one on chat and everybody posting ever 2 minutes??

   Trick or Treating at the strip clubs never been better, I'm so glad Candys working tongiht!!

   I dont know wheather to rake or shovel...

   I don't have a girlfriend. But I do know a woman who'd be mad at me for saying that.

   Layaway season is back! Yessssssss!

   Hang on sugar.... Daddys got a sweet tooth tongiht!!!

   A Real Man doesn't love a million girls, he loves a billion.

   will work for a status.

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   A single rose can be my garden... a single friend, my world.

   FB jackings just another fantasy by the annonymous

   such a drunk I just took the Wine out of Amys house.

   girls know everything except when a guy likes them..

   my birthday is everyday thats why I don't do nothing special on my birthday.....its just another day.

   I just made a bunch of money on my car insurance by switching to Geico, Thanks Irene

   your shoes so cheap, you click'em three times and you end up in a crackhouse

   living the Champagne lifestyle with Bud Light pockets