Jackoo Funny Status Messages

   Dear Santa, is it too late to be good?

   Some girls will stop speaking to their friends over the littlest things, but will forgive the same cheating guy a millions times...

   1992: Girls got undressed for their husbands. 1995: Girls got undressed for money. 2012: Girls get undressed for likes on Facebook and Instagram

   If you're not happy being single. You're not doing it right

   When I was young I was scared of the dark. Now when I see my electricity bill I am scared of the lights

   When a woman asks you to guess her age, it's like deciding whether to cut the blue, red, or green wire to diffuse a bomb

   Speak English, kiss French, drive German, dress Italian, spend Arab, party Caribbean.

   If you Happy and you know it thank your ex

   To all the girls that wear a lot of make up. It's a face not a colouring book!

   Humans are the only creatures on earth that will cut down trees, make paper, then write "SAVE TREES" on them.

   One man's hoe is probably another man's hoe too.

   If you're not sweating, you're not doing it right

   No one can text faster than a pissed off woman

   Life is too valuable to hold grudges. Forgive and move on

   If you are an option, you are also an idiot

   The words "Haters" and "Swag" are overused by the people who have neither

   You know you were drunk last night when you cooked pizza for 200 minutes at 18 degrees

   I hate it when women dress up on Halloween. It just reminds me of the times I wake up next to one of them after a good night out

   I like kids, only because they remind me to buy more condoms.

   Love is such a strong word But then again, so is C*NT