Fadolo Funny Status Messages

   This hood rat on Maury found out dude wasnt the Father, she ran so far backstage when I turned the Channel she was on 106 & Park!

   Whether you order a six-inch or a foot- long, both you and your sandwich artist are thinking about diks for at least a second.

   Shout Out to the Kids in the Projects that left some Milk & Cookies out for Santa but the Roaches got to it first.

   Manny Pacquiao should audition to play the Dead Body on The First 48..

   If your girlfriend is not a Psycho then she isn't in love.

   (._.) ( l: ) ( .-. ) ( :l ) (._.) They see me rolling. They hating.

   Maury needs to lock the Door so those Chicks can't run backstage.. Face it bithc

   After 2 million years in existence, the pinky finger reveals its true purpose: supporting the bottom of our phones.

   a guy can f¥ck you for a year straight and still not like one thing about you

   That very very sad moment when you bite into a chocolate chip cookie only to find out it's really just a cleverly disguised oatmeal raisin cookie.

   Roger Clemens is coming back to baseball at age 50. Proof that if you work hard and live right you'll lose your roster spot to Clemens.

   To all the faatt h oezss that only take pics from the neck up .... good try but I'm a master a detecting hippos

   Bands will make her dance, Food Stamps will make her twerk. But if Romne why becomes president, yall hos will have to work.

   As I was filling up my gas tank I realized I didn't want to eat this week anyways.

   A ghost could be humping you right now and you would never know.

   Guys will go to another barber and feel guilty... but cheat on their girl and go home like nothin happened

   What kinda shoe do pedoophiles wear? White vans.

   THE QUESTION ISN'T Who Won Debate? THE QUESTION IS Who Swallowed DE-BATE!

   BABY MAMA has replaced the word "WIFE"

   Why is that cotton candy talking? Grandma, that's Niki Minaj.