@UncleBSolomon Funny Status Messages

   I'd publish my autobiography but it's just a bunch of liquor stained pages filled with doodles, and rants about stupid people.

   A person without a sense of humor is like a car without shocks, they get jolted by every rock or pebble in the road.

   How I love #Monday. On a different subject. Have you ever met someone for the first time and wanted to buy them a toaster for their bathtub?