Funny Status Messages and Tweets
Funny Status Messages for Facebook, Discord, and Whatsapp and funny tweets for Twitter.
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thinks that Facebook is like a college dormitory. No matter the hour, there's always someone up. Also, someone is drunk.
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07-28-2025 04:45
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Not going to happen! I'm the king of lame comedy and I love it!
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07-25-2025 22:54
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You are one big kunt.
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07-25-2025 20:56
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GaryKoenig, please stop with horrible jokes. You're the lamest asshole on social media.
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07-25-2025 12:50
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No Epstein files will be released. Hunter Biden is not going to be President. AOC isn't either. Trump's not going to prison, neither is Obama. Cut the partisan nonsense already, you numbskulls.
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07-25-2025 12:49
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6 am too early to drink
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07-25-2025 07:26
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TSA is no longer going to use that scanner that shows passengers in the nude. They made an executive decision Today after the View Cast boarded a flight at LAX.
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07-25-2025 07:10
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GaryKoenig is back in full force.
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07-25-2025 04:44
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I saw a bumper sticker that said "May life treat you the way you treat your dog" I hope no one puts me on a leash and makes me poop outside.
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07-25-2025 02:00 by Buddyguy
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Sometimes, I wonder if Eric Clapton really thought she looked 'wonderful tonight', or if it was the 15th outfit she tried on and he just wanted to get to the party and get a drink. π€πΈπ
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07-24-2025 22:28
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The proprietor of this channel has a bad case of ligginma. Ligginma nuts.
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07-24-2025 06:33
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I identify as a donkey. My pronouns are Hee/Haw.

I have been marked safe from being on the Epstein list.

has been marked safe from a kiss cam at a major event.
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07-20-2025 00:41
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A cop asked if I'd had anything to drink, and I thought it would be amusing to do a little Sinatra for him. So I sang, "Beers. I've had a few. But then again, too few to mention." We laughed and gave each other a high five and now I'm in jail.
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07-19-2025 12:26
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buy ur girl Coldplay tickets or else her boss will
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07-19-2025 07:24
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what do you call a group of humans? an infestation

Judo is what you use to make bagels. π₯―
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07-18-2025 11:17
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I don't know what's worse: Being caught cheating at a Coldplay concert, or just plain caught being at a Coldplay concert.

I bought some powdered water but I don't know what to add
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07-16-2025 06:12
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