Funny Status Messages and Tweets

   if I would of known that buying a new ride-on lawn mower, my wife would mow the lawn all the time, I would of bought it 10 years ago.

   ‎"Plank" Party at Casey Anthony's!!!!

   What Would Dexter Do?

   I'm thinking I should have told the truth. Where's my granddaughters justice now?

   Breaking News: Nancy Grace calls in sick for work...

   The awkard moment when your names is also Casey Anthony, and you log into facebook just to find that all of your frineds want you to burn in hell..

   the JURY SYSTEM getting criminals off and denying people justice since 19--

   The media and Nancy Grace had her guilty for three years, a Florida jury took 11 hours and found her NOT guilty... I'm so confused, do I move to Florida or get rid of my TV?

   FACEBOOK - helping people get sh*t off their chest since 2007

   I really refuse to marry a white woman now. I need to marry someone that when they kill me they get at least a lil jail time.

   Casey Anthony has been seen in a WHITE FORD BRONCO driving away from the COURTHOUSE. Unconfirmed reports state Al Cowligs is driving.....

   This just in... OJ Found not quilty... Oh wait...

   Casey #notguilty is like saying, I havn't eaten in the past week, when I ate a sandwitch 30 mins. ago..

   America... the only country in the world where not wearing a seatbelt carries a bigger penalty then murdering your own child.

   Flash forward to July 5, 2024 headlines..... 13 years to the day of being found not guilty of the murder of her daughter...Casey Anythony breaks into a Las Vegas hotel, guns drawn to steal back old pictures of when she was a professional club rat! (See OJ

   Casey Anthony trial ends today. Roger Clemens trial begins today. Coincidence?.... I think not.

   guessing the men on the jury were confused when they were asked if they wanted to get Casey off

   Dear razor companies: 4 blades, seriously? If you really wanna impress me you will invent a shaving hatchet!

   "Yo Casey, I'm really happy for you, I'ma Let you finish, but O.J. had one of the best Not Guilty verdicts of all time!" - Kanye W.

   more proof that hot chicks can get away with murder