Funny Status Messages and Tweets

   I know Canadians are generally boring people, but canadian25 you need to be arrested and charged with killing funny on this platform.

   I know the Students have returned to school, But when did our once funny site become a Agony Aunt, lighten up people. Personal problems are Personal !!

   If men never decided to overlook the emotional craziness of women, humans would become extinct.

   Has any one seen dolly partons face she looks like the joker WTF..HAPPENED.!!!

   Girls don't be proud if every guy wants you... Cheap items have many buyers

   Life is all about a card game. Choosing the right cards is not in our hand. But playing well with the cards in hand, determines our success.

   Our lives begin to end the day we become silent about things that matter

   A wise man among the ignorant is like a beautiful girl in the company of blind men

   Never hold your head high with pride or ego. Even the winner of a Gold Medal gets his medal only when he puts his head down.

   Even if I had 1 wish.. I wouldnt wish for you 2 Love me, Cuz I dont want your Love to come from a wish.. But straight from your Heart ♥

   Most relationships fail not because of the absence of Love; but because girls Love2Much & Boys Love 2Many.

   Those Who Live Simply Sleep Peacefully

   We are not Chemicals.. So We can think before Reacting.

   If you cant be a highway then just be a trail.... If you cant be the sun be a star... It isn't by size that you win or you fail... Be the best of whatever you are.

   Money is not Everything... There's also Visa and MasterCard.

   The only time a girl should Kneel down for a guy, is the day she ties her son's shoe-laces.

   Big Girls don't cry...(They eat)

   If you are not Happy being Single, You will never be Happy in a relationship.

   I will stop Loving you, when an Apple fruit grows on a mango tree, on the 30th Day of February ♥

   I wonder who's forehead would win in a head-butting contest between Tyra & Rihanna?