luka Funny Status Messages

   If Jim Rockford was such a good detective, how come he could never figure out that he wasn't going to get paid?

   . If I flip this coin, what do you think my chances are of getting head?

   If we hear a burglar stumbling around our house in the dark why do we yell out 'Who's There'? Do we really expect them to yell back their name?

   When you ask a person in a strange town for directions why do they say 'I haven't got a clue'? Don't they understand that you want directions instead of clues?

   Why do people look up when they think?

   Why do we kill people for killing people to show that killing is wrong?

   We usually dislike people who cheat, lie, or rip us off. So why do we knowingly vote for them to manage our country?

   n't the problem with political jokes the fact that they keep getting re-elected? (

   What part of Floccinaucinihilipilification dont you understand?

   What part of hippomonstrasesquipphobia Dont you understand?

   Who here thinks Kesha's your love is my drug the starting beat of it is like love game by Lady gaga

   I am a part of Peta people enjoying Tasty animals

   A Tip Having anything Like XXYoUnGmOn3y666xx As your Name equals Fail

   She is my best freind You break her Heart I Break Your Face

   Ok Who Else Hates How Celebs become More Famous After death Example Chris Kanyon Gurrreo Britney murphey And MJ

   its not team edward or Jacob its team necrophilliac or team beastiality

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   Dont have phone sex You might get hearing aids

   I would go to Hell but Satan has that restraining order

   I have a step ladder never knew my real ladder