fadolo Funny Status Messages

   a MAN and woman is the only way the world can survive

   Meagan Good box probably taste like Hawaiian bread, a fruit salad, the happiness of 10 freed slaves and tears from the Immaculate Mary

   Bow Wow been 14 for 20 years

   hey hun!!!! The number of "followers" you have does not make you better than anyone else. Hitler had millions, Jesus had 12.

   So.... who was the best shooter this month?? A. Ray Allen B. Danny GreenC. LeBron JamesD. Aaron Hernandez”

   Chicks be talking bout #TeamNoKids after 6 abortions. No bitttch you a serial killer!

   Paula Deen at home watching the Trayvon Martin case just licking the white part out of Oreos then stepping on the black parts

   Me Monday ƪ(´~`")∫ Tuesday (-____-)"" Wednesday (⌣́_⌣̀) Thursday Ҩ( > ̯ < )Ҩ Friday (ˆ⌣ˆ)ง Saturday ~('▽'~) (~'▽')~ Sunday (˘ʃ_ƪ˘)

   I be talking fast as hell at the gas station when I'm broke . . . lemmeget5on2

   Step 1 in a relationahip is to make sure you strike fear in your girl heart. Threaten to hit her. Make her scared of you so she wont cheat

   Being born gaa why is the dumbest statement. You barely know how to walk but you already figured out your sex ual preference??? Fohhhhh

   My face wakes up 3-4 hours after the rest of me.

   Loyal women will love you while you're broke; a ho will love you till you're broke

   Some girls drink to get drunk. Some drink to get bi.

   Women wake up yawning while men wake up with an erection. Coincidence?? I think NOT

   Ghetto Olympics: On your MARK.........Get SET.............TWERK!

   took you to dinner,a movie,then for drinks,get back too your house then tell me you have your period (・_・)ノ”(ノ_<)

   Beyonce might be hot but underneath all thatt hair there will always be a little rubber band ball of nap.

   A "wifey type" has nothing to do with rolling blunts/cooking.. It's more like a woman that takes care of you, loves you & stands by ur side

   The word "Saturday" has "turd" in it. Good luck trying to ignore that for the rest of ur life, starting now.