Surge Yarmolyuk Funny Status Messages

   You give me the kind of feeling people write novels about.

   Dance like no one's going to put it on YouTube.

   I believe that if you tell your boss what you really think of him, the truth will set you free

   The word OK looks like a sideways person. I've said OK my whole life and never noticed him.

   That awkward moment when you chilling in a park and Bruno Mars walks by dragging the piano ;)