ANONYMOUS Funny Status Messages

   looks life a flower but stings like a bee.

   hitting you one more time baby.

   wants to be a millionaire.

   lives in a pineapple under the sea.

   blames it on the alcohol.

   drinking tequila in the shower....09:07 AM

   vertically challenged

   not the empire but I still strike back...

   knows that your husband isn't realy taking tennis lessons on Sundays...

   tired of following his dreams, he/she is just gonna ask where they are going and hook up with them later

   walked into a shop this morning when the woman working said "if you need anything, I'm Jill". I haven't met anyone with a conditional identity before.

   Change is inevitable... Unless your a vending machine

   now listed as single but in a relationship,its complicated.

   informing you that 95% of teens would cry if they saw the Jonas Brothers at the top of a skyscraper about to jump. Copy and paste this EVERYWHERE if you are in the 5% that would shout Jump!!

   and Richard Simmons are now friends

   wants to Google her Myspace while she Twitters my Yahoo.

   wants to say to the nice stranger he saw while driving around, "Next time you wave at me, use all of your fingers."

   two wrongs don't make a right... but two Wrights make an airplane!

   in trouble for moving all the bibles to the fiction section at Barnes 'N Noble

   knows he was unwanted as a child when he found his bath toys were a radio and a toaster!